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Guys, that's not a "tour." It's a weekend getaway.

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Not one stop at Bayview Lumber in Elma, Washington?

Wtf guys.

Do better.

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Ha! I see you.

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Absolute bullshit there aren’t multiple tour dates to the one place my wife lets me go.

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Absolute bullshit not one single show is in my living room. I mean what the fuck.

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I thought we had moved past this after Gulliver’s Travels. Utter travesty.

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😂 I've done some tour booking in my time and you're not wrong there mate.

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Literally dozens of people would go

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This omission is violence.

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Worse. It’s discrimination!

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Ugh, coastal elitists never visit flyover country

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I feel like a tween who just got front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. YESSSSSSSS!!!! I cannot wait to see my parasocial best friends again!!!

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Have the best time! Report back!

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Psst. Y'all need to come to the PNW sometime. You know, that place 1/2 the hosts live 1/2 the time?

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What about DC? Don’t make me get on a train.

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I'm debating Philly or NYC myself... Depends on where the rest of the crew decides to go...

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I already have to schlep up to Philly in August. They could at least move the date.

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🤮. Fly-over country. Always the bridesmaid…

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Just so happens I’ll be in Boston visiting my sister, who’s also a primo, at the same time as the show! We are stoked!

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No Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan date?

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Nor Lind, Washington!! WTF!

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See you in Philly!

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Can’t wait to meet everyone for the first time in Philly, let’s goooooo

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Would it kill you guys to get more than 50 miles away from the coasts?

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Come to Europe…

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I am SO STOKED to finally meet some of my fellow heretics. See y’all in NYC! 🗽🤩

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Looks like a great start! Congratulations!

I know from experience that this is how it goes:

Person lives in X town.

Tour stops in town 800 miles and three states from X.

"Why are you completely skipping our section of the country?"

Next tour stops in a town 200 miles from X.

"I can't drive four hours to an event. Why do you hate us?"

Next tour stops in a town 50 miles from X.

"You never come here."

Next tour stops in a town half an hour from X.

"That's too far. What about this community hall three blocks from me??"

You can't win, so just enjoy the journey!!

(And I'm really looking forward to the west coast sleepover on Katie's personal island)

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