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Guys, that's not a "tour." It's a weekend getaway.

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Not one stop at Bayview Lumber in Elma, Washington?

Wtf guys.

Do better.

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Ha! I see you.

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Absolute bullshit there aren’t multiple tour dates to the one place my wife lets me go.

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Absolute bullshit not one single show is in my living room. I mean what the fuck.

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I thought we had moved past this after Gulliver’s Travels. Utter travesty.

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😂 I've done some tour booking in my time and you're not wrong there mate.

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Literally dozens of people would go

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This omission is violence.

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Worse. It’s discrimination!

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Ugh, coastal elitists never visit flyover country

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I feel like a tween who just got front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. YESSSSSSSS!!!! I cannot wait to see my parasocial best friends again!!!

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Have the best time! Report back!

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Psst. Y'all need to come to the PNW sometime. You know, that place 1/2 the hosts live 1/2 the time?

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What about DC? Don’t make me get on a train.

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I'm debating Philly or NYC myself... Depends on where the rest of the crew decides to go...

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I already have to schlep up to Philly in August. They could at least move the date.

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🤮. Fly-over country. Always the bridesmaid…

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I just impulsively bought an NYC ticket.

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OK same. It was early morning insanity.

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Eeeeeeeeeek that’s so exciting!!

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Just so happens I’ll be in Boston visiting my sister, who’s also a primo, at the same time as the show! We are stoked!

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No Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan date?

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Nor Lind, Washington!! WTF!

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See you in Philly!

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Can’t wait to meet everyone for the first time in Philly, let’s goooooo

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Would it kill you guys to get more than 50 miles away from the coasts?

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Come to Europe…

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I am SO STOKED to finally meet some of my fellow heretics. See y’all in NYC! 🗽🤩

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