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Great. Now what are the wife and I going to play for our lovemaking?

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The dance remix of Jesse's "fucking and sucking"?

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Just this 29 seconds audio on loop.

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Why would it need to loop?

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Because Jesse’s voice is like a sexy gargle, and who wouldn’t get off on it?

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Congratulations, your sex life is so good you missed the joke. 😜

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Thank you kindly, English native speaker. Might wanna explain the joke to a Frenchie with a bad sex life?

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The joke is that the lovemaking would be so short you wouldn’t need the 29 second clip to loop.

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Hudson Mohawke - Cbat?

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I’m glad you’re actually talking to sources, tying up loose ends, and being journalistically responsible with your reporting on this story…but actually, PinkNews told me you can just print whatever inaccuracies you want and then stealth edit them later so…maybe just do that next time? #queeringjournalism #whitesupremacyculturedelaysepisodes #dobetter

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#queeringjournalism LOL

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Excuse me, I think 'do better' should have the handclap emoji. Do 👏🏼better 👏🏼, Ladygal👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼! 😂

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I want to take this opportunity to thank you for calling me in. Leaving out the hand clapping emoji erased the labour of the various marginalized peoples who originated the phrasing of “do 👏🏻 better 👏🏻” on this stolen land on which we type. I’ll continue to listen and learn from the voices my careless typing erased, as we all move 👏🏻 forward 👏🏻 together 👏🏻.

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😭😭😭💀

Wonderful. Just wonderful!

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Man, I remember when The Clap just meant you had to go get some penicillin.

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IDK I think that you're displaying #senseofurgency and #quantityoverquality here.

https://www.whitesupremacyculture.info/uploads/4/3/5/7/43579015/okun_-_white_sup_culture_2020.pdf

OTOH maybe Jesse is guilty of #perfectionism

The document is linked here so that I can't be accused of #powerhoarding

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“Worship of the written word”

Fellas, is it white supremacist to be literate?

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I don't believe in white supremacy, so the question makes no sense to me.

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Uhm, you're only asking the fellas?? Wow, hateful. Why don't you at least ask the other kind. The um. The lady fellas.

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Sorry! Of course I meant fellxs.

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“#whitesupremacyculturedelaysepisodes” killed me

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Jesse and Katie struggling behind the scenes without Tracing Woodgrains. 😁

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more struggle sessions

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Sad!

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Bets on why?

I think Jesse was involved in a tragic cargo shorts related accident and wish for his speedy recovery

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He was busy harassing trans women and lost track of time.

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His ADHD became terminal and Katie has to buy meth on the dark web.

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He explains in the attached audio (not well advertised).

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Ah I totally missed that 🤦‍♂️

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He just got a bloodied tip... of his ear.

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But I already panicked

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Same. I was in such a bad state due to this announcement that I ran a red light, t-boned a school bus and blew 0.05 over the limit.

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Jesse saying “don’t panic” gives me anxiety.

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💯

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Would it help if they added DON'T PANIC to their cover in nice friendly lettering?

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“It’s the first useful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day.”

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I'm having a panic picnic party

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As a fan of The Fifth Column, I obviously am not accustomed to this level of delay and uncertainty with the release schedule.

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As a dual member this most evidently shows the benefits of capitalism over communism

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I am sad

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What am I supposed to listen to at work???

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Kidding around, hope everyone is OK

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I usually listen while doing housework. Now I cannot vacuum and mop until at least Tuesday. You have changed the trajectory of my entire week. I guess I will just sit here and wait…

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I hate vacuuming cuz that's when I have to turn it off. I can't hear.

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Might I recommend investing in some AirPod Pros?

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Look, guys, I'm only behind by 6 episodes but what if I have a binge listen before Tuesday? What then? Do better

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That’s it. I’m unsubscribing until Tuesday

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I’m re-listening to the EEEElaria episode in the wake of Alec Baldwin’s acquittal. It’s enjoyable

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Truly she is the most Hilarious Baldwin

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The Office "fire drill" scene is the perfect representation of my emotions right now.

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Hmmm. Trump being shot and Barpod episode delayed. COINCIDENCE???

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You have to do an episode about the reactions to Trump getting shot. It would be a cardinal sin to skip that one.

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Where was Jesse when Trump was shot?

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I really don’t think Jesse is much of a marksman.

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This is where I get my news now, apparently.

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Ahhhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!

Nothing gets panic like being told not to panic.

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