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This event deserves a special commemorative t-shirt. It should be Celtics-themed and should feature Jesse in his cargo shorts and a Celtics jersey rising up on his horse to block the shot of (INSERT FAVORITE SHOW VILLAIN HERE). The villain is in a Kyrie Nets jersey. 4 other villains are also featured. They look frustrated and are asking for the ball. Katie and Moose are of course also in Celtics jerseys. Moose is either biting an opposing player's leg or humping it. Maybe both if he is flexible enough. Katie's elderly neighbor is also on our squad. He is in a rocking chair pointing a rifle at (INSERT HERE). Robert Williams III rounds out the squad. He has the pod's logo tattooed on his neck, and he is nodding in appreciation of Jesse's shot-blocking technique. On the back of the shirt it says: "The only podcast of the only basketball team." This idea is hereby copyrighted, because I'm sure that's how that works.

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Oh, and of course Trace is the coach on the sideline in his furry costume. He is drawing up a play for Jayson Tatum and Jalen Brown, who are about to come back in the game

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I'll buy 6 tickets if Jesse promises to explode.

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This is starting to look like BARPod World Tour so I’m assuming Chicago will be announced soon.

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You need to have a show in or near Seattle.

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Bought my ticket and so excited!!

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Done and done.

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So who else is going to the Boston show?

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I bought tickets to this show IN SPITE OF the Big D, not because of it. 🤣🤣

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Typical. Whilst Boston continues to get aaaallll the attention, Philadelphia--the *real* Cradle of Liberty--has to wait.

We are waiting. Have fun, Beantown.

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But Pats game is on at 8:15pm!

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Well, our season will probably be over by then anyway 😒

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I'm confident front-running Pats fans will have stopped caring by then.

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Spoken like a true New Englander. Respect.

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