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Come to Chicago or I will loudly proclaim at the Fifth Column event here this Summer that Katie is a coward (to say Jesse is a coward is too self-evident)

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I don't live close to anything. Even Chicago is far. :(

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I’m in Ohio and would gladly settle for a show in Pittsburgh or Indianapolis!

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Being from the west coast, this comment threw me because I think of Ohio as basically Kansas, so imagine my surprise when I looked on a map and yall are almost east coast! The states over there are so tiny and crammed together.

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Ohio is like a 12 hour drive from the east coast my dude.

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The fact that I don't know if you mean that's close or far is kinda my point. 12 hours MIGHT get you across 2 states over here. It'd be, what, 5 over there?

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5 hours in the middle of the night (to avoid traffic) can get you from just inside New Hampshire, through Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Conneticut, a cup of coffee in New York and across the bridge into New Jersey.

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The fact that you don’t know says a bit more about you than about anyone else.

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It’s a bit closer than that. Cleveland to NYC is 7.5 hr

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Cleveland is 7 hours from Philadelphia, and where I live (in the midwest) 7 hours is a reasonable drive sometimes. I prefer to drive to Pittsburgh vs flying, for example, and plan to drive to western IA in a few weeks. (I do not agree non-western states are tiny and crammed together, but I also do not live in WY or MT.)

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Ohio gets smooshed together and peoples minds with Iowa. It’s no wonder. They both have way too many vowels and an astonishing number of syllables for each having only four letters.

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Living in Halifax means I never get to see podcasts. This makes me a marginalized minority and I demand retribution.

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I'll be witness. See you in Chicago.

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Why do Jesse and Katie hate Chicago so much, when there is a house with a fenced in yard for Moose and secure van parking 10 minutes from downtown? Jesse will have to stay elsewhere though because of his barf problem.

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Aww, give him a break. The man lost his leg!

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Fuck that shit, how about your live shows in the pacific northwest. Fuck the east coast, come to the BEST coast

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I'd like to be the first to recommend:

My house, as a venue 👌

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Why do you hate your Seattle listeners? Is it because you don’t want to deal with protesters?

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I think they should go bold and do a show in Tacoma

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😬 but the aroma

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Frankly, it’s no more than we deserve.

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😂

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If you have one in Bremerton, I’ll go.

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There's a small group of Brem area listeners!

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I'm reasonably certain we could fill Climate Pledge.

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Even though I have warmed to the idea of actually going, I would hold one for that very reason if I were them.

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I see a lot of people yelling about venues without understand the obvious pattern here: BARPOD goes where influential 1990s/2000s television comedies took place.

Boston has Ally McBeal, Philadelphia has Always Sunny and New York has Seinfeld.

Thus, chances are good for Alaska (Northern Exposure), Texas (King of the Hill) and California (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air). The rest of you should've been funnier I suppose.

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Right now those PNWers are yelling about Frasier Erasure.

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Ally McBreal is really the odd show out here.

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No Gaza show?

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GA ZA SHOW. GA ZA SHOW.

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Blocked and Reported doesn’t want to do a show in Fresno’s ag convention center? bummer.

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Justice for Chukchansi Park!

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As a resident of the East-East Bay, I’d be much more likely to hop into my white SUV for that show than one in SF.

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Come to Sacramento on your west coast tour!

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Forget the Bay Area or anywhere with pleasant, coastal weather!

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Sacramento is easier to get in and out of. SF is a nightmare if you don’t live there. Someplace on the Peninsula wouldn’t be too bad though.

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I think Tan France replaced Katie…

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Will you ever come to Canada? Specifically, Toronto 😁

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Fuck yeah! Philly show! Does anyone know if Katie does shrooms/will accept them from listeners? I have an overwhelming impulse to bring them gifts 🤣

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Are pants necessary? This might be a deal breaker for me

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Please consider the Midwest and Mountain West too. Jessie loves Utah, after all. Colorado is dog and Moose friendly.

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You'd think with Katie being an authentic native of the Deep South they'd go somewhere southern eventually.

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Especially North Carolina...but Jesse may be too afraid.

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Of the bears?

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the bears AND the men...

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Still crossing my fingers.

As I drink some sweet tea.

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Please come back to San Francisco and bring Katie this time.

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